The Birdie Song (by The Tweets)

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"Can you carry a 

tune?" - "Yes" - "Then can you carry

this one to the tip?"...

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(17 Syllables)

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Not only do Harry & Meghan not give a fig about

pitching their tent so firmly on the moral high

ground, I'm pretty sure it's one of those 100%

organic, sun-dried, ever so expensive ones that

they're not giving...

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'BetterUp' gets new member of staff...

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Looks like multi-millionaire 'Chief Impact Officer'

Harry is soon going to be even BetterOff...

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Who doesn't like to go to town at the seaside?

Seagulls, apparently. They prefer to, er, go to town.

Richer pickings, seemingly...

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