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BREAD.........................................£1.75

SPELT BREAD.................................£2.15

MISPELT BRED................................£1.05

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"Someone's stolen my telescope, dad"

"Are the police looking into it, son?"

"No, but I think the thieves probably are"...

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Anything past its sell-by date is normally taken

off the shelf. So how come I'm still on it?...

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Yes, I've drawn a line under my revolt against Boris's leadership, 

just as he's asked. But only in pencil. It can soon be erased.

Respect has to be earned, and he ain't earned it yet...

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