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One of my sisters is a hooker, and the other's

a little forward.

Me? I prefer to be on the wing.

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If London, Paris, Berlin and Madrid are cities,

what are LONDON, PARIS, BERLIN and MADRID?

CAPITAL cities!

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When investing, your capital is at risk.

When investing in WAR, your capital CITY is at risk.

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Memo to aspiring politicians: learn to walk before you run...

for office.

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