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It's not just me who
gets stiffer with age, so do
my drinks. Can't think why...
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 21: 17 Syllables)
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Anyone with half a brain would jump at the chance of being
an MP. I doubt anyone with a complete brain would...
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It's not just clothes manufacturers who claim their material is
far better than it actually is. Many a comedian does, too...
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In the papers today, Kirstie Allsopp claims to have mistaken an
Apple AirPod for a vitamin tablet. I find that hard to swallow...
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