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Never ask your sous-
chef to cook the books. Some things
are best done yourself...
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(17 Syllables)
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"Have you read this TV chef's latest potboiler?" - "Yes.
Read it last week" - "How long did it take you?" - "Three
hours on gas mark 7"...
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I'm pretty sure that if Prince Charles were a farmer, he'd
make sure his soil was very, very rich. And Arab'le, of
course. Qatari, probably...
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THE EMMANCIPATION OF RADUCANU - there'll be
no stopping her now!...
(6-4,6-4! Even Brexiteers were in a state of EUphoria!)
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