Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
Thursday, July 30, 2020
No, it's not chocoLATE. It's only 4:00pm...
OK, so if it's not chocolate, what is it flavoured with? "Thyme, mate. Plenty of thyme"...
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Football and restaurants are both back in
business! Happy the ref who can now book
a player and a table on the same day!...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 30)
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"I've always got a mask on hand," I tell my
gran. "Shouldn't it be on face?" she asks...
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