the rest were out cold...

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Wow, fifty-four drunks
outside The Crown? Staggering!
"Yes, most of them were"...

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(17 Syllables)
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MISSING LINCS - we've moved to Leics.
(Vincent Hefter, daily Mail, July 7)
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Having pulled a fast one (Bianca Williams, fifth-
fastest Brit over 200m), the police try to pull
another fast one by saying racial-profiling didn't
come into it. Yeah, right...
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"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may
kiss your freedom goodbye..." Bloody hell, I 
thought he was joking...
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Magic Money Tree? What Magic Money Tree?
I fear you're confusing the Sumac with the Sunak!
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