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What do President Trump and I have in common?
We're both commuters. Only thing is, when I
commute, it's ME who goes free (Freedom Pass).
When Trump commutes, it's people like Roger
Stone who go free, haha...
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A Mail on Sunday double today: 1) Reading Liz Jones's
Diary, I've reason to believe there are now four types of
dating: regular dating, blind-dating, speed-dating, and, if
the lady in question is indeed the redoubtable Liz herself,
intimi-dating!... 2) With so much forgetfulness going on
when it comes to booze and social distancing, I fear
yesteryear's Saturday Night Fever could be today's
Covid-19... (aka Christina Schaffer, Scunthorpe!)
(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, July 12)
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John Dory, gurnard, weever, megrim - who knew? Turns
out ugly fish are pretty tasty!...
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Maybe Johnny Depp can plead for Heard immunity?...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 14)
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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