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"Holidays are like men," writes Liz Jones.
My wife agrees. After just a few days away
with me, she says she's half-bored stiff...
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(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, June 14)
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My preferred version: "Men are like holidays," writes Liz
Jones. My wife agrees. "Are you bored with me?" I ask her.
"Half-bored," she replies...
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Classics lover Boris should have but one thing on his mind
at the moment, and it's not 'to be or not to be' - it's '2m or
not 2m?'...
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