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I hear vicars liked
to practise by preaching to
their flock wallpaper...
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conga'gration: a
church flock gaily celebrates
grand reopening!...
(17 Syllables x 2)
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Not everyone's cup of tea...
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Half an hour into the vicar's sermon on the milk
of human kindness, his congregation had evaporated.
Maybe he should have condensed it...
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Wind up a watch and it'll keep going - wind up a
meeting and it'll stop (teaching English as a foreign
language isn't as easy as it sounds!) (Vincent Hefter,
Daily Mail, July 15)
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"You're washed up and fat...you'll die a lonely old
man": talk about a court case plumbing the Deppths!
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It's true: no-one would cross a road without looking
right and left. To prove the point, I walked into a
shop yesterday without a mask, and guess what? I
didn't look right. And left. (Moral of the story? If
you want to look right in a shop, wear a mask...)
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