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in the fight against
obesity, the Commons
leads by example...
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lightweights, the lot of 'em...
('For services to OBEsity': 17 Syllables)
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Bad news for husband: firm goes bust.
Good news for wife: bust goes firm...
(implants paid for just before firm goes bust)
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Maybe sugar-rich foodstuffs can just
incorporate themselves 'subliminally' into TV
programme titles? 'The ChocoLATE LATE
SHOW with James Corden' springs to mind...
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I knew Covid-19 was catching. But who knew
it was pussy cat'ching?...
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