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WHY DOES TRUMP TWEET IN
CAPS? Because they're red and he
just loves wearing them!...
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('MAGA': 17 Syllables)
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BLACK OLIVES MATTER - you can't make a
salad without 'em (well, not a Greek one, anyway)
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INSECTY SIDE - the outside of the windscreen...
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As a tenor, I can hold a note. And the note I prefer
to hold when busking? Well, that's a tenner, too!...
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Now August Alsina and Jade Pinkett are no
longer together, my sister says she'd like to go
on a date with him. (Her name's June, and she's
free all July, August.)
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Were he to become US President, would a certain
rapper's office be situated in the Kanye West Wing?
(he says he'll be running for office)
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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