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Nutcracker Suite Tooth -
what the Sugar Plum Fairy
is said to have had?...
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(17 Syllables)
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The Queen announcing her vaccination was
nothing less than a call to arms. Her subjects'
arms. "Bring along your owners, so you can get
jabbed, too!"...
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The cod philosopher: when life slaps you in the
face with a wet kipper, dab your eyes, don't
flounder, and everything will turn out 'brill!'
Never forget there are plenty more fish in the sea
- the perfect plaice to find a new sole mate!...
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If old-timers Stan Bowles & Don Shanks can be
described as 'as thick as thieves' (news item), can
present-day footballers who persistently breach
coronavirus regulations be described as 'as thick
as two planks'? (Er, that'll be a 'yes')
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Boris Johnson a serial miscreant? (News item).
More of a cereal one, I would have thought - such
is his history of sowing his wild oats...
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