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When a two-footed
footballer kicks the bucket,
which foot should he use?...
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(17 Syllables)
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My gran asked me the other day what Facebook
and Twitter were. "A pair of suspenders," I replied.
Well, they do seem to have gone on a bit of a
suspending spree recently. Just ask Trump and Co...
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Talking of vaccines, can we start calling the 82-
year-old John Prescott 'Two Jabs' Prescott yet?...
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