Why does nothing ever tickle my fancy?...

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Am I the only
person who hasn't got a
fancy that's ticklish?...

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(17 Syllables)

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I guess only when we've all been inoculated will

Matt Hancock truly have jab satisfaction...

(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, January 17)

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There are so many Covidiots out and about! Remind 

me where we're living again: the British Isles - or 

the Imbec-Isles?...

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One Mills & Boon book sells every four seconds. 

Tick...tick...tick...sold!...tick...tick...tick...sold!... 

'second hand books' takes on a whole new meaning: 

it's all about that second hand!...

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'How Heather propositioned her toyboy on a train' 

(newspaper headline). Sounds like the start of 

another Heather Mills & Boon bodice-ripper...

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Who needs Mills & Boon when you've got Mills &

Karmal/Terrill/Stapleton/Mincione/McCartney and

Dickman? When it comes to romance, Heather takes

some beating...

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