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What's the difference between speeding up

in a car or on an e-scooter? You have to put

your foot down in a car...

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I suspect the closest Piers Morgan will ever

get to becoming a vegan will be to stop reading

anything written by Lamb or Bacon...

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If lockdown is indeed shortening our life 

expectancy, then these 'once in a generation' 

Scottish referendums will be coming round 

far more frequently than we'd imagined...

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As to any lingering hopes I still have that

Scotland wants to remain in the Union,

would an 'illegal' referend 'em once and for all?..

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With a grandmother called 'Granny Butter', you

can see where Boris Johnson gets his middle-

age spread from...

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