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the surest way to
take the gloss off an antique
is to varnish it!...
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('Profit or (g)loss?'17 Syllables)
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GYM-JAMS - what I wear for Joe Wicks's workouts...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 19)
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Donald Trump would be hard pressed to 'shoot someone
on Fifth Avenue and still win' right now. There's no-one there!...
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...and now he wants to raise $2 billion for a presidential
library, apparently. $2 BILLION?! That's a heck of a lot
of crayons and colouring-in books...
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My wife hates her biological clock: the small hand that
reminds her of a baby's, the large hand that's constantly
slapping her across the face and taunting her. I keep
telling her to go digital...
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How do I relieve anxiety? I lock myself in my
single brain cell, throw the key out of the window,
and dream of all the mundane things I've taken for
granted and am suddenly missing terribly. Eat your
heart out, Paul McKenna...
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