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my wife's sly - she thinks
of her hairy body as
hirsute of armour...
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Twice knightly? No chance...
(All armour, no ardour? I'll just 'ave a lager": 17 Syllables)
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The way things are going, I fear that a 'gap year' is going
to start meaning the period many of us will have to wait
between the first and second of our two vaccine doses...
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So what if Joan Collins turned down Bobby Kennedy? I
turned down Brigitte Bardot once - but only because my
wife asked me to. 'And God Created Woman' was on the
telly, and she said she was much too loud...
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