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This Marmite drought's left 

us all in a bit of a

jam - and we hate jam!...

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"Sleaze, sleaze, sleaze," yelled Sir Keir, "and all on 

his watch!" ('Which is probably a Rolex,' I thought,

'donated for services rendered')

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Should he catch sight of one of Yoko Ono's 'I LOVE 

YOU EARTH' billboards, Craig Brown says he'd want 

to nip back inside and draw the curtains. Why not get

Yoko to draw them for him? As a multimedia artist,

I reckon that's about the limit of her abilities...

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