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Bafta's big night is
one thing - the morning Afta,
that's quite another!...
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(17 Syllables)
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FANTASIZES - bottles are usually 500ml, cans 300ml...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 13)
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Heaven forbid, if (Grand) National treasure Rachael
Blackmore becomes a bit of a diva when making
personal appearances and starts demanding riders,
would they have to be female?...
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Many suspected Rachael was cut from the same cloth
as many a great male jockey - but who knew that the
cloth would turn out to be velvet - National Velvet!...
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Ice-cold drinks for ice-cold customers...
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"Do you want ice with that?" asked the waitress. "Or
just snow?" she might have added. 'The Glorious
Twelfth' - not quite as glorious as it might have been.
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