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Is this the Tory
Party's new motto: 'clarpe
diem'. 'Sleaze the day'?...
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The price of timber's ourageous! My carpenter wants
to make a stand, but he can't afford the hardwood...
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Duke of Torque's £220,000 Bentley (newspaper
headline). £220,000??? Who said "torque is cheap"!
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Geraniums aren't posh, apparently (news item). I
admit it, I'm a garden snob. I'd be quite happy to
name our soon-to-be-born daughter Rose, Violet
or Lily. But Geranium? Never!...
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Happiness is: spending a penny in the penny
arcade - and getting 2p back!...
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