Pawnography...

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My son began playing

chess at 5, and hasn't stopped

since. That's 2 hours now...

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Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. Boris lies in

the eye of the storm - he just can't help himself...

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FAT BLOKE FLAT BROKE? Boris has to pay for

flat refurbishment, after all. A right old Carrie on.

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Charged with assault, at least Ryan Giggs shouldn't

have any problems organising his defence. He's a

football manager, it's part of what he does...

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My girlfriend's so young, I'm old enough to be

her next-door neighbour. She's 19, I'm 21. Well, 

21A, as my postman keeps pointing out...

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