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I'm a mover and
shaker. But only when I
play Ludo, of course...🎲
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('Shake the dice, move the token': 17 Syllables)
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"My shout," said the pub landlord to Sir Keir Starmer.
Turns out the shout was "GET OUT OF MY PUB!"...
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Landlord gives Sir Keir both barrels (news item). Very
generous of him. Was there any beer still in them?...
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George Floyd's killer, Derek Chauvin, is a copper with
attitude. Does that make him a male Chauvin-ist 'pig'?
Probably...
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Women's sex lives are boosted by plenty of sleep,
apparently (news item). Who knew? Pussies love catnaps!...
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