A comedian's only as good as his material...

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I can't stand nylon,

satin or or denim. But wool's

by far the worsted!...

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(as opposed to mohair, which can't be, er, bested?)

(17 Syllables)

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More restrictions than we've had hot dinners!...

Remembering the crucifixion: how appropriate that

so many of us are a little cross ✟ this Easter...

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CLOTHES HOARSE - her outfits were so loud, she

almost completely lost her voice...

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"I wonder why the papers are suggesting people make

shyness their superpower?" wondered Wonder Woman.

"I'll stick to 'wondering', thank you very much"...

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