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Wonderwoman: 'she
came...she saw...she wondered' - all
over the damned place...
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A man loses a stone and sues the jewellers he bought
it from (news item). Really? When I lost a stone once,
I sent Weight Watchers a thank you card!...
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Scallop Wars II: when it's over, will the sea be littered
with unexploded shells?...
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My sister made a pass at a rugby player at a party last
night. But it was ruled out - it was a forward one...
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Never mind Covid, at least we can still play rugby. So
what if the touch judges are now don't touch judges?
No big deal...
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