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fifty-nine laps of
concentration - not one lapse
of concentration...
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('The winning formula': 17 Syllables)
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By way of variety, maybe Henry Deedes could start
describing Sir Keir Starmer's pallid parliamentary
performances as forren[sic]?...
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What happened to 'rapscallion'? 'Megan Thee Stallion'!
(In celebration of National Poetry Day.) The world has
moved on...
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Chalk and cheese: after the presidential debate, Melania
Trump went on stage wearing a black pinstriped Dolce
& Gabbana suit and Christian Louboutin heels. Jill
Biden, however, went on stage wearing her heart on her
sleeve - and gave her husband a tender hug...
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Boris says he wants us to stick together but stay 2m apart.
OK, so which one is it? Confused, Tunbridge Wells...
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Police want to cancel trick-or-treat celebrations? Oh, well,
"Hallo and Goodbye"ween, I guess...
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