Averse to 2020 (and who isn't?)

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2020's not much fun,

so I'm off to bed till '21...

(if' '21 is lousy, too,

perhaps I'll sleep till '22.)

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£60,000 Jack Vettriano cupboard door:

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As an art and music lover, I have to say

I love Vettriano - and a door Handel, too.

(V. Hefter, Mail on Sunday, October 4)

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What? Ivanka Trump has Presidential 

ambitions? Talk about an apocalipstick 

vision of the future!..

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Strictly: baubles, bangles and beads - of sweat!

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Of course it's 100% possible to have chemistry 

without sex. Not to mention history, geography, 

maths and physics. We may live in a permissive 

society, but it's not that permissive!...

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