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Farmers with a beef lambast porkless pie
makers (news item today). Meat and drink
to headline writers. Well, meat, anyway...
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COVID-19: I KNEW IT WOULD END IN TIERS.
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(So many 'tier' jokes, let this one represent them all)
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As Rudy Giuliani's interview with 'Borat's daughter'
progressed, his dilemma seemed to have become
one of 'trousers on and jacket on'...or 'trousers off
and jack(et) off'. If you get my drift...
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A £215,000 grant for drag act Le Gateau Chocolat?
A rich chocolate cake just became even richer...
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Guinness without alcohol is like rhyme without reason...
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