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WHY SHOULD VERY RUDIANI STAY OFF

SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A WHILE?... 

IN A WORD: BOR@! 

(I knew he was in rude health, I 

just never realised it was that rude!)

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2 Haiku (to be played in the quai of sea)

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if sharks can have a

whale of a time, can whales have

a shark of a time?...

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if humans can have

a whale of a time, what sort

of time do sharks have?...

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"Fancy a bottle between us?" I used to ask friends on 

a night out. Now we're more likely to have a screen or 

two metres between us. I preferred the bottle...

Sad times.

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Rain (of terror?) stops play. Every play... 

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'DO NOT ENTERtainment,' state the signs on the theatre 

doors. Was there ever a sadder sight?...

It's just not cricket (or it's not just cricket?)

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