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Will Trump lie in state
one day? Of course he will, he
lies everywhere else...
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(17 Syllables)
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When it comes to Strictly, I see that the BBC pay
Claudia annually what they pay Tess Daly.
Whatever happened to pay equality?...
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SUGAR BEETHOVEN - the ideal composer for
those with a Suite tooth...
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What was it that Health Minister Matt Hancock
was drinking in the Commons Smoking Room
bar? A divided House white?...
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A 'very handsome chap'erone...
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The gondolier was 23, she was 50. 'Oh, well,
worth taking a punt,' thought Melanie Sykes...
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VENICE, VIDI, VICI - I came, I saw, I got a gondola!
(And some canal route treatment to die for...)
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