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Here lies Donald J
Trump - in death, as in life. And
not even white lies...
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(17 Syllables)
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Sorry, darling...
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Binge-watching all 12 episodes of Faulty Towers
is one thing, minge-watching all 7 of The Joy F*ck
Club quite another...
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Was Boris ever bi-curious? Who knows? Was he
ever ARCURI-ous? Rumour has it...
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The Bridge of Sighs doesn't matter, and neither
does age - not when you're Melanie Sykes and
you've got a 23-year old as your Venetian 'very
handsome chap'erone...
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