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When it comes to relationships, many 

of us go through a bi-curious phase. So, 

apparently, did Boris. Only in his case 

it was a Jennifer Arcuri-ous phase...

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What goes around comes around, right? After

his Hunter Biden slur, what are the chances of

Trump's discharge from the Walter Reed 

medical center being a dishonourable one, too?

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Thank God Boris's dad only broke his mum's

nose. I thought for a moment he'd broken her 

heart...(Everything's relative. Especially when the

relative's your dad)

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Maybe Bob Geldof's daughter doesn't like being

recognised? You can't even make out her face in 

the photos - totally obscured by all that unruly 

hair. Her very own form of Pixielation!...

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