Canapés, darling?...

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Forget finger food,

what my girlfriend craves is ring 

finger food. Carats!...

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Valentine's Day: love 

is in the air. And so is

Covid, so take care...

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(17 Syllables x 2)

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It's true, the key to a lasting relationship is arguing. Or, 

if you can't argue, agreeing violently about everything!...

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"If music be the food of love," sighed my girlfriend, "you'd

better take this Chopin Liszt. We need a decent Valentine

Day's dinner this year" 🎝...

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If music be the food of love, darling, how do you fancy 

some Meat Loaf & Red Hot Chili Peppers this year? With

Hot Chocolate to follow 🎝...

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FRIGID HEIR - no, not the fridge, but the man whose 

coldness led Diana to eventually divorcing him...

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