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All over-50s in the UK to be offered vaccine by 

May? That's very generous of her, but it's not 

her decision any more - Johnson's the PM now...

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As for Beverley Turner's reasons for 

refusing to join in the applause for 

Captain Tom - sorry, but I've never 

heard so much 'not wanting to clap'trap...

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Poor old India. Bowling against the England

captain right now must be as enjoyable as 

Root canal treatment...

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