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LOOS WAIT - what you might
well do, having to queue so
long for the 'Ladies'...
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('The loo queue: who'd be a woman?': 17 Syllables)
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Ouch!...
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"How come you're so good at DIY?" I ask my wife.
"Because it turns out I'm married to a complete tool,"
she sighs...
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Kim Kardashian filing for divorce? Makes a change
from filing her nails, I guess. Both pretty high
maintenance, that's for sure - but at least there's
only one Kanye...
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