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"How's cider made?" I
asked the apples. Then I pressed
them for an answer...
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(17 Syllables)
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Is this what's meant by alternative comedy? (Well,
alternative to apples): "Wow, how did you get such a
smart crease?" I asked my friend's trousers - then I
asked him to press them for an answer...
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Lord Brittan scandal: chairman of UK Music should
FACE the music. The pressure is growing for Tom to
lose his job - not quite the same as calling for his
orchastration [sic], but feelings sure are running high.
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Peace & Love (or should that be 'Hairpiece & Love')?
Why isn't Ringoing grey? I'm dyeing to know...
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