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Not only is my father now choosing to identify 

as a woman, he has also chosen to identify as a 

theoretical physisist. (He just hasn't learned how

to spell it yet.) It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world...

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JAB SEEKERS' ALLOWANCE - no need; the vaccine's free...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 9)

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Can you guess why Viagra prescriptions have doubled in a

decade? It's not hard...

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Demand for Viagra has doubled in a decade. "Wow, it's

grown enormously!" (Say all its satisfied customers)

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