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I'd give my right arm
to take part in some single-
handed yacht races...
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('Better make it the left arm, on reflection': 17 Syllables)
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A Versace mug for £765? Takes one to buy
one, I guess...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 8)
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All my great-grandad needed to get to work
was a penny-farthing. The same journey
today would cost about £5:50. That's inflation
for you!...
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Ten years to sew a replica of the Bayeux Tapestry?
That's longer than it took me to sew my wild oats!...
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