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"Having children brighter than me is a 

cross I'd bear gladly," I told my wife. 

"But what if the cross-eyed bear was 

also brighter than you?" she laughed...

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Posh Spice's fashion firm may well be in the red, but

I'm pretty sure it's the most stylish shade...

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Reading about bitter Tory in-fighting just served to

remind me that the pubs are still closed. Not sure

which I miss more - the bitter or the inn-fighting!...

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A £72 bottle of perfume that smells of nothing?

Makes no scents...

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