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What am I giving
up for Lent? Nothing! What the
hell's left to give up?...
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"Put your hands together, ladies &
gentlemen, and give it up for Lent!"
(17 Syllables)
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Faggots & peas...
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Talking of faggots (news item), my grandad still has some
faggots and pees every night before going to bed...
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Never mind OAP DJs ('slipped disc' jockeys?), how about
our OAP pop stars? Ladies & gentlemen, give it up for
Gerry Atric & The Rocking Chairs! (Check out their 'bad
back' catalogue!)
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COTONEASTER EGG - nope, still prefer chocolate!...
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