Wednesday, July 21, 2021

How do you sleep at night?...

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lying on my bed is
so much more comfortable than
lying on my CV...

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(17 Syllables)
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"I'm writing this not as the fun-loving guy I used
to be, but as the bore I've now become," is what
Prince Harry probably meant to say...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 23) 
The sub-editors are a bunch of total incompetents. Just sayin'...
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Looks like this virus thing's going to run as long as...
CORONA-NATION STREET - (there's no better 
soap to wash your hands in than a long-running one, haha)
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MISPRINTS HARRY - how he'd be known if his
memoir's first handwritten efforts were published 
verbatim. Not the sharpest tool in the box..
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Seeing as Wee Jimmy Krankie is just a minute 
comedienne, why isn't she the new Just A Minute host?...
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