you slurring your words again?...

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if speaking's not that

easy, then you've been in the

speakeasy too long!

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(17 Sillybles)

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Why do sportspeople have to step up to the

plate when it's the cup they're after?...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 13)

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"Football's coming home!" Proof positive that 

fans who egg on their team can end up as fans 

with egg on their face...

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Euro 2020: England lose in final. What a 

DISAPPOINTED FANtastic night of drama!...

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Three Penalty Mrs...

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Mr Rashford,

Mr Sancho,

Mr Saka...they all

Mr Penalty.

(No surprise there, seeing as their manager was

Gareth "Missed a Penalty" Southgate)

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My heart's as heavy as a Saka potatoes...

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