Because no noise annoys?...

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BBC to use

fake crowd noise in Tokyo. Sound

idea, I'd call that...

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If a man drives a car that goes from 0 to 60 in 2½

seconds, how long will it take him to cross London?

"About three hours?"...

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"STOP THROWING TANTRUMS OVER STATUES!" says

Oriel tutor. So what does she suggest we do throw

over them, then?...

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Foie gras...

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Now scientists have come up with lab-grown 'faux gras'

for carnivores, how soon before they come up with 'faux 

grass' for vegans?...

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Transparency in Government's very important. So don't

complain if you can see right through our current PM...

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