Sunday, July 18, 2021

An honest chef will never cook the books...

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unlike journalists, 
writers of cookbooks always
reveal their sauces...

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Top-ranked golfer John Rahm was born with a club
foot. apparently. I wonder which club it was - a 
9-iron or a wedge, perhaps?...
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So what if someone built a Spitfire in their garden?
I grew a tree! I thought it was an oak, but the Mrs
swears blind it's a plane!...
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SEMICOLONOSCOPY - only half as effective as
the real thing, presumably?...
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