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"I've got nothing on
right now, so why don't I just
pop round and see you?"...
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(17 Syllables)
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That old chestnut about 'corduroy pillows making headlines'
still makes people laugh, apparently. And no wonder. As all
comedians know, it's the quality of their material that matters,
and there's no better material than corduroy - it lasts forever!
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If, as John Bercow suggests, Theresa May is as a wooden as
a coffee table, what sort of wood is he talking about? Elder,
perhaps, like my coffee table? That really would make her
an elder statesman, haha...
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