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Kick my husband in
the groin, and he'll take it on
the chin. Confusing...
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My dad doesn't half-inch stuff any more - he's gone
metric. Mind you, he still gets arested by the Yard...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 23)
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I used to take most of my dietician's dire warnings with a
pinch of salt - till she told me pepper would be healthier...
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