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Twenty-pound notes are
no more than drinks vouchers to
an alcoholic...
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Why is Boris posing with a No 10 shirt? Surely he's a
right-winger? Or a left-winger. Not sure even he knows.
Let's just call him versatile. Anyway, we've no chance of
winning anything with him at No 10...
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Shame Boris is wearing a No 10 shirt. I don't just want
our country to be led by a forward thinker, but by a
centre-forward thinker!...
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Why the hell is Boris posing with a No 10 shirt? I'm sure
he was great a passing exams, but passing balls? No
bloody chance...
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Boris with a No 10 shirt? What we need is a PM who's as
good at thinking outside of the box as Harry Kane is at
thinking inside of it!...
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How come Emma Raducanu is suddenly headline news,
whilst Jack Draper can continue to lead his life in the
full glare of almost total anonymity...
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