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Skiing's not cheap - breaking
an arm and a leg can cost
an arm and a leg!...
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(17 Syllables)
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"If I win the lottery, will all my dreams come
true, dad?" - "Sure, son" - "What? Even the one
about being chased down the M4 by a rabbit
with a candle up its arse? Bloody hell, dad"...
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Will Harry's new book be given a title? (And,
if so, will it be allowed to keep it?)
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Anti-sex beds for the Olympians? No wonder
it's called a village and not a condom-inium!...
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Wild pigs are digging up trouble for our climate,
apparently (news item). Never was a big fan of
boarholes!...
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