"Her husband's left her!" - "Really? How MUCH as he left her?"...

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I'd love to see my

name in print - preferably

in a rich man's will...

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(17 Syllables)

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DIY: A happy second marriage means you've 

made a good job of re-pairing yourself...

(Vincen Hefter, Daily Mail, July 15)

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I miss Bracken Britton on morning TV - "Don't 

you mean Fern?" - Probably. I can never tell the 

difference...

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What's the betting gambling ads will taint our 

Olympics coverage? A fiver says they will...

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