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There's nothing like a
bit of nookie. Well, except
for a lot of it...
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Running a car on cooking oil can't be nearly as much
fun as putting vermouth into an Aston Martini...
(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, October 31)
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Innocent, or covered in gilt? According to some, due to his
links with Qatar, David Beckham might no longer be
'Goldenballs', but 'Covered in Gilt'enballs...
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What's with all this 'gender pronoun' business? Do Leeds
University students have a hidden agenda? Or are they
accusing University staff of having hidden a gender? If so,
where? And why? There's something amiss. Or amister.
Who knows, these days? It's a Mr-y, all right. Or do I mean
Miss-tery?
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Now Vogue editor Anna Wintour has 'gone woke', will she
no longer use colour photographs and publish only photos
of colour?...
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Yes, communion wine may be more expensive now, thanks
to Rishi's budget - but at least the planned increase on the
holy spirit is cancelled. Praise the Lord!...
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